Braindead Monkeys Forum

still looking (2 replies)

bryscum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:02:08 -0700

goodtimes back in the day love catch up msg me www.myspace.com/bryscum

looking for friends (5 replies)

bryscum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:29:05 -0700

is alex still alive ? bryson wants to catch up bryscum@myspace.com

hope all is well keep rocking

Thanks, guys. (2 replies)

Android — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:11:09 -0700

I just listened to Space Donut. In it's entirety. In one sitting. With no breaks.

Tits and ass will just never be the same to me any more.

Answering Machine Greetings! (no replies)

chaz — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:06:11 -0800

NEW MEME!! Post your fantasy answering machine greeting. I will start:
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Hi!!! You've reached the house of CHAZ. I'm not home, because I'm in Bangladesh, doing God's work. But that's okay, I still want to know why you called. In a moment, tentacles and hooks will spring from the phone receiver, and extract vital information by plunging into your ear and squirming until they locate your brain. So just sit tight. *BEEEEP*

being a musician (8 replies)

Entropy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:08:26 -0700

hello, I am interested in becoming a musician such as yourselves. What is the logical progression for starting a career in the music industry?

First post!11 (3 replies)

EvilEdHarris — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:35:36 -0800

Hi fellow Zappa fans! I am excited to see this new webbed site! Maybe we can trade live albums? There are some I don't have that I would like. Wait, this isn't a Zappa fan forum at all... I thought "Crawling Banana" was a clever name for unreleased B-sides.... zomg I was wrong...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS (no replies)

chaz — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:00:02 -0700

I am drinking with a bunch of Flash developers

.SWF EXTENSION 4EVER

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Worst track EVER? (10 replies)

chaz — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:49:07 -0800

Okay, let's hear it -- cast your vote for the worst BDM track ever.

And I do mean ~~EVER~~.

I think Dvorak Sucks from the Moisty Finger album is a strong contender, as it is unlistenable, and even holds the enviable position of the next-to-last track on the first album.

Track 12, White Trash, is much much much much much worse on a technical level, tho. It makes my arm fat slough off like I'm standing in a furnace.

BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS? (2 replies)

grote — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:44:59 -0700

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NOW WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE

OW MY BALLS (3 replies)

chaz — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:45:21 -0700

OW MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!
OW MY BALLS!!!!!
OW MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!! MY BALLS!!!!

Other shiznit (no replies)

grote — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:42:36 -0700

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and adrants.
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and pr0n:
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and motivation:
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The 'tube links (no replies)

grote — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:36:54 -0700

Post-haste and forthwith I submit a very important training video.
[www.youtube.com]

Yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH (5 replies)

grote — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:10:16 -0700

True story: I was telling a couple new touristy friends about the BDM and I could not remember the name of our first album.

Though I do remember the FIFTY FOOT DUST DEVILS.

Oh my NUTS (no replies)

grote — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:26:33 -0700

Seriously, what the fuck us up with these goddamn squirrels?
And the cat is USELESS.
Why don't they gather somewhere else. This is all Bill Laswell's fault. Or maybe Steve Roach. Or Robert Rich. I can never tell those three apart.
Reality hasn't been the same since that ""sleep concert"" at CalTech.
Um anyway, my question is this:
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE GODDAMN SQUIRRELS?

I'M BRINGING THE PAIN (5 replies)

tavvv — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:09:33 -0700

Tough love is the best kind of love.

THIS IS MY BUTT (7 replies)

chaz — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:29:39 -0800

)) <> ((

BACK AND FORTH

FOREVER