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        <description>An advice column written by your favorite apes. Speak your questions in a slow, firm voice, and avoid using multi-syllabic words.</description>
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            <title>WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS? (2 replies)</title>
            <link>http://bdmonkeys.net/forum/read.php?6,21,21#msg-21</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<br />
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 LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY PANTS?<br />
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NOW WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE]]></description>
            <dc:creator>grote</dc:creator>
            <category>Ask a Monkey Forum</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:44:59 -0700</pubDate>
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            <guid>http://bdmonkeys.net/forum/read.php?6,10,10#msg-10</guid>
            <title>Oh my NUTS (no replies)</title>
            <link>http://bdmonkeys.net/forum/read.php?6,10,10#msg-10</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Seriously, what the fuck us up with these goddamn squirrels?<br />
And the cat is USELESS.<br />
Why don't they gather somewhere else.  This is all Bill Laswell's fault.  Or maybe Steve Roach.  Or Robert Rich.  I can never tell those three apart.<br />
Reality hasn't been the same since that &quot;&quot;sleep concert&quot;&quot; at CalTech.<br />
Um anyway, my question is this:<br />
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE GODDAMN SQUIRRELS?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>grote</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:26:33 -0700</pubDate>
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